doctor-lucky:

skellagirl:

How to ward off a couple of Mormons - snarky Nick style

Just in case we are misunderstood, we do NOT condone bullying anybody for what they believe in (The girl playing Elils here is actually a Christian, though not Mormon)!!! This was just good-natured snark. Now those two guys will always remember coming to the house of what they can only assume were two crazy conspiracy theorists who thought they were zombies.

Lucky as Nick

Nessy as Ellis

I think that Nick’s the kind of guy who’d just agree with anything as long as it made the annoying people go away. Since the Mormons weren’t in on the joke, I didn’t want to be TOO snarky, so it wasn’t really Nick-style, but it was still GREAT.

oh my god. Brilliance.

askellisirl:

askellisirl:

No question there!

askellisirl:

Nick really likes his suit. 

waffleawful:

tooraloora:

waffleawful:

tooraloora:

waffleawful:

tooraloora:

askellisirl:

Well, see, Nick thinks yo mama jokes’re funny. 

Not when they’re about my mama. 

Hey, El. I took yo mama to a dance last night. It was awesome. Want to know what she said when she got to the ball?

gurglegarbleguzzle-

Hey, don’t sweat it, Sport. I could never take a mom from her little boy. Besides, you’re both so mechanically minded. I mean, yo mama is practically a hardware store herself.

5 cents a screw.

YOU ARE A DEAD MAN

What are you gonna come after me with, Overalls? I hear yo mama makes for a good shotgun.

Give her a cock and she blows.

stop

askellisirl:

Well shucks, thank you!

… that’s how he says hi. 

tooraloora:

Guess who’s been playing L4D2?

Hint; it’s me.

sailorscoot:

prettyboners:

zerostop:

7ns:

robotverve:

eggtoburgologist:

meltdownnnn:

eggtoburgologist:

OH MY GOD IT’S NICK.

NICK GET OUT OF THERE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T SEE JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS

THIS IS HORSE SHIT 

ASSCLOWN

TITS

ARE YOU REALLY GONNA SHOOT THE GUY IN A 3,000 SUIT, I MEAN COME ON

ALL’A THAT PREMIUM SQUIRREL FUR IN THAT FUCKING COAT NICK IS WEARING

SOUNDS LIKE MY EX-WIFE

paranoidandroid42:

stitchpunk1:

snierp:

sirseahorse:

skellagirl:

protokol:

OH GOD NICK WATCH OUT

oh my GOSH

SHIT

omFG

RUN NICK RUN

i’m going to pee omg