How to ward off a couple of Mormons - snarky Nick style
Just in case we are misunderstood, we do NOT condone bullying anybody for what they believe in (The girl playing Elils here is actually a Christian, though not Mormon)!!! This was just good-natured snark. Now those two guys will always remember coming to the house of what they can only assume were two crazy conspiracy theorists who thought they were zombies.
Lucky as Nick
Nessy as Ellis
I think that Nick’s the kind of guy who’d just agree with anything as long as it made the annoying people go away. Since the Mormons weren’t in on the joke, I didn’t want to be TOO snarky, so it wasn’t really Nick-style, but it was still GREAT.
oh my god. Brilliance.
Well, see, Nick thinks yo mama jokes’re funny.
Not when they’re about my mama.
Hey, El. I took yo mama to a dance last night. It was awesome. Want to know what she said when she got to the ball?
Hey, don’t sweat it, Sport. I could never take a mom from her little boy. Besides, you’re both so mechanically minded. I mean, yo mama is practically a hardware store herself.
5 cents a screw.
YOU ARE A DEAD MAN
What are you gonna come after me with, Overalls? I hear yo mama makes for a good shotgun.
Give her a cock and she blows.
OH MY GOD IT’S NICK.
NICK GET OUT OF THERE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T SEE JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS
THIS IS HORSE SHIT
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA SHOOT THE GUY IN A 3,000 SUIT, I MEAN COME ON
ALL’A THAT PREMIUM SQUIRREL FUR IN THAT FUCKING COAT NICK IS WEARING
SOUNDS LIKE MY EX-WIFE