I hope that little german boy is still playing fortnite und trinking cola
i’m sorry. portmanteau bot has gone berserk. we have to put it down. once i activate the seal we’ll only have one shot to take it down. ready your blades, legionnaires
bitch fartman
portmanteau-bot
bartman.
This portmanteau was created from phrase ‘bitch fartman’. Beep-boop. Portmanteau^bot^1
Help keep my meatbag slave alive.
what the hell
What the fuck
World Heritage Post
I managed to listen to exactly 3 seconds of this before I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe.
my mom did this with broccoli I didn't want and I cried.
some of us were put on this earth to draw characters standing against a blank background 5000 times
i heard in america a baby child cannot have water at mcdonalds. only soda
We're up all night to read Bold
We're up all night for The Sky
We're up all night to read Gear
We're up up all night reading My Dog
Anonymous asked
the way you talk and post is contagious. I cannot stop saying "hashtag MEAL" and "grins" and "gets scared" and my friends are going to have me put down 😁
You were bitten by a radioactive Meal
The Biting Mealer
me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions
[5 years later]
highly throwable imp: hoohoohee
me: hmm













